Stunning Theme based Pick-Up lines

Here you'll find some of the funniest, lamest, sleaziest, cheesiest, nerdiest and weirdest pick up lines on the web. We've collected a huge number of lines and sorted them into categories based on theme.
Be warned: some of these pickup lines may backfire, so use them at your own risk!

Something like this:

• Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
• Meeting u was fate,becoming your friend was choice,but falling in love wid u was out of my control.
• You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
• You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
• Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
• That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
• Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
• By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
• Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Funny, Cute, Flattering and Cheesy Pick-up Lines!

These lines are light-hearted, funny and cute (or 'cheesy' in some people's books!)

• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
• You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
• Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
• Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
• Be unique and different, say yes.
• You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
• Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
• When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
• Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
• Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
• I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
• Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
• Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
• [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
• Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
• Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
• Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
• What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
• Wow! Are those real?
• You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
• I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
• Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
• If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
• if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
• Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

Crude, Suggestive Pick-up Lines! (18+)

Get 'right to the point' with these racy lines. Be cautious: using them may result in you getting slapped!

• Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
• Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
• Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
• Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
• Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
• Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
• Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
• You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
• I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
• Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
• I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.
• That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
• Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
• [Excuse me, do you have the time?] "Yes, do you have the energy?"
• (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
• I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
• The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
• Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
• They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
• There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
• I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
• You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
• Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.
• Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
• Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
• Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?
• All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Computer Geek Pick-up Lines!

Programmers, hackers and geeks unite! Try out these computer-themed pickup lines.

• You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
• How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
• You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
• My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
• I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
• You make my software turn into hardware!
• Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
• Nice Set of Floppies!
• I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
• I'd like to play on your laptop.
• Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel
• No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
• If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
• Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

Pick-up Lines for Math Geeks and Nerds!

Enjoy Calculus? We're positive you'll love these math-related pickup lines!

• I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
• My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
• How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
• I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
• I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
• By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
• Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge
• Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
• I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
• You've got more curves than a triple integral.

Physics Pick-up Lines!

The ladies will 'gravitate' towards you once you've mastered these physics pickup lines!

• I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
• Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
• Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
• Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
• Can I have your significant digits?
• You're more special than relativity.
  
• My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
• Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
• Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
• You and Me = Grand Unification
• In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
• Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves.I think that you're a big part of that.

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