20 March 2008

Top 10 Funny T Shirt Sayings

T shirts are the chosen apparel for proudly and smugly displaying one's messages. T shirt sayings are short statements that can grab the attention of the reader. Some of these sayings are hilarious, others are rude, and still others just say "Don't bother me." Given below is a top 10 list of T Shirt sayings.

1. Procrastinate Now

All men are idiots And I married their king.

3.In America Anyone Can Be President That's One of the Risks You Take.

4.Hard work has a future payoff Laziness pays off now.

Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

I wear the brains in the family.

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn't work anyway!

I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

More T-shirt sayings:

If you had to put a slogan or a pithy saying on your T shirt, what would it be? I scanned hundreds of pages on the Internet for the best T shirt sayings. The twenty T shirt sayings listed below are the best of the best. These verbal constructs are short and hard-hitting, to get the message across instantaneously.

  • Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.

  • I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

  • Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

  • Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

  • Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

  • I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you.

  • Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

  • I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works.

  • Rehab Is for Quitters

  • My Dog Can Lick Anyone

  • Computer programmers don't byte They nibble a bit.

  • BEER It's not just for breakfast anymore.

  • I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice) We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

  • Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.

  • Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

  • There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

  • People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

  • Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?

  • Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already.

  • Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?


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